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Frivolous Lawsuits By Inmates (Only in America, eh Crayon?)
A Virginia inmate tried to sue himself for $5 million on the grounds that he had gotten drunk and caused himself to violate his religious beliefs by committing a crime. Because he had no money, he wanted the state to pay the $5 million.
A convicted New York rapist sued the state, claiming he lost sleep and suffered headaches and chest pains after being given a "defective haircut" by an unqualified barber.
A Nevada inmate sued when he ordered two jars of chunky peanut butter at the Nevada State Prison canteen and received one chunky and one creamy.
A San Quentin death row inmate sued California, claiming his civil rights were violated because his packages were sent via UPS rather than the U.S. Postal Service.
An Oklahoma inmate alleged his religious freedoms were violated but could not say just how, because the main tenet of his faith was that all its practices were secret.
An Arizona inmate sued when he was not invited to a pizza party that prison employees held for a guard leaving his job.
An Indiana prisoner sued because he wanted to obtain Rogaine for his baldness.
An Ohio inmate sued for being denied possession of soap on a rope.
An Oklahoma inmate sued because he was forced to listen to country music.
A Colorado con sued for early release because "everyone knows a con only serves about three years of a 10-year sentence."
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And guess who's been taking silly internet quizzes? :p
 Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain. What Flavour Are You? |
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posted by Abez @ 9/26/2003 07:08:00 PM
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