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Thursday, May 13, 2004

Abezistan in real-time

Real-time quotes from Abezistan.

(at the kitchen sink)

Me: Excuse me sir, but I need the sink for a sec.
Aniraz: (steps aside) Oh?
Me: I have refried beans under my nails.
Aniraz: Could this have something to do with sticking your fingers in the refried beans?
Me: No comment.

(at student’s house)

Me: Hey, where’d your dog go?
Student: We sacrificed and ate him.
Me: Don’t be silly, Eid isn’t for months.
Student: Alright, he’s in the back then.

(in the middle of a game of Scrabble)

Dad: (gesturing with a mouth full of pie) Mmmph!
Me: You want the chips?
Dad: (Shakes head.)
Me: The dictionary?
Dad: (Shakes head emphatically.)
Me: A glass of water?
Dad: (Shakes head)
Me: Are you alright?
Aniraz: Oh come on, don’t you know dad well enough already? He wants ice-cream.
Dad: (nods.)


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