Abez Is... 
quantity over quality, yeah baybee
I'm in the process of customizing this template, which of course means accidentally making the text in the 'About Me' section blue so that no one can read it. Oh yeah, I meant to do that...yessss...And I would finish customizing it, but reality calls. It sez, "FOLD THE LAUNDRY!" and "WE WANT TEA!" and "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!"
Reality is a strange place. Oh and last night, I did something I never ever thought I could, and according to Momma, HF, and LilGrey, never ever should. I removed my own stitches. I had two stitches inside of my mouth from last week's removal of a wisdom tooth (Abez: Now with 50% less wisdom!) and thanks to a pair of tweezers and a pair of scissors, I now have none. Admittedly, the idea gave me the heebie-jeebies for about ten minutes before I gave the stitches an experimental tug. That was relatively painless, so I gave them a snip and they practically fell out.
What was painful though, was the way HF grabbed me by the ear after he caught me. You know how your mom does that when she's scolding you? Hehe.
Yeah, that may be one of the weirdest things I've ever done.
Also, this may be one of the most random blogs I've ever written. Owlie is back! Hooray! And she brought me a DDR pad! And I was up until 2 am last night stomping away! And I am w00t! w00t I say, w00t!
By Abez, The End.
posted by Abez @ 9/02/2006 01:20:00 PM
9 Comments:
Hey, taking out your own stitches is a rite of passage into adulthood> Congrats Abez, you made it!
Donknow watchu talking bout. I'm so boring I put myself in a coma.
oh gawd, you didn't. the image made me want to throw up.
grack! i had all 4 wisdom teeth taken out - does that mean i've got 100% less wisdom? that would explain why i was trying to feed the baby the remote control while his bottle stood on the arm of the couch . . .
oh my god, why! why, abez, why would you even think to take out your own stitches? from your MOUTH? it's not even like you can see clearly into there to assist with your own surgical procedure.
wow. did you sterilize teh tweezers and scissors too? that would've been the best part too, because that is the only valid reason to hold things purposely over a flame.
Momma: Thanks Momma! Now all I need to do is give myself shots, and I can be awesome like you. :) **heart**
Owlie-Pie: I am happy-shappy you're back, moreso than I could ever express in this puny lil comment box. -grabs soap box instead- Proclaims: Owlie is the other head on my shoulders, the monkey without whom the menagerie of my life would never be complete, the cream cheese in my coffee, and the best co-nerd ever. I love thee.
Mona: I know you, you're just looking for an excuse. :p
Baj: Well, unfortunately, yes. But don't go blaming the 'remote control for breakfast' syndrome on the teeth, that's just sleep deprivation, and you can blame that for everything, all the was from broken dishes to canned foods 'put away' in the fridge. it happens matey. :)
Anju: Sterilazation- shmerilazation. :p What doesn't kill Sanchez makes Sanchez strong!
(and I rinsed my mouth out with hydrogen peroxide afterwards)
eWWWWW. rinsing your mouth with H202 is even worse than taking out your own stitches!!
Nah, it's the gums that are left that give you the wisdom!!
love from Thyme (ask your mom!)
hey, i've been lazy. i lost the address for where the keychains were supposed to be sent. please mail me
bhatt.hafsa@gmail.com
thanks so much!
love
hafsa
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